Wish I was an English muffin...

"Carole."

2008-05-17T13:38:53Z

All those years of toting around a bajillion-pound bookbag seem to have come in handy, as apparently I managed to pick up a 37-pound squirming dog and place her in my car. See here, and scroll down (not very far) to "Carole." (Worst name for a d...

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While we're at it...

2008-05-17T06:56:51Z

(If you didn't see this on the featured posts/This Is Good area...) You go, California. You go.

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You go, pygmy hog.

2008-05-16T09:23:36Z

You go.

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O MY SNAP.

2008-05-12T06:49:32Z

Remember this? IT'S HAPPENING, PEOPLE. Joie is going to see Wicked in Los Angeles on Thursday, May 22nd. ...Excitement cannot be put into type. Except by saying, "OMFGZ I'M SO EXCITEEEEEDDDDD!!!11!1ONEONE!!!111!"

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One more.

2008-05-09T09:45:03Z

Courtesy o' my pal/brother from another mother Brian (the one that married my best friend, not the one I date). And really, courtesy of a Mister Ludwig van Beethoven:

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Beauty and the bean.

2008-04-26T16:48:44Z

Coffee is a fairly regular event for me; I'm not necessarily a cup-a-day gal, but at least a cup every other day, and especially on Mondays/Wednesdays/Fridays, my early days. So when, on Thursday, I ran out of coffee for the first time ever, I kn...

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...Oh wow, really?

2008-04-25T13:41:27Z

I have like, 3 minutes to type this before I have to get ready and run to class, but I couldn't resist expressing my disgust over this one. I just went to movietickets.com to check out movie times for tonight, and I noticed that what apparently i...

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You see what one wrong letter will do?

2008-04-21T03:41:21Z

If I have a writing assignment in Spanish, I like to put it into Babel Fish just to check to make sure the gist of it is clear (I know online translators are a bit ridiculous, but it's better than nothing). Here's what happened to one of my sente...

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Music...

2008-04-19T17:06:29Z

My senior recital... was basically everything I hoped it would be. I can't even begin to describe it thoroughly or accurately. I went to my early classes, but skipped wind ensemble to go in pursuit of more pedal-appropriate shoes (the ones I had...

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The silent but annoying symptoms of stress.

2008-04-13T10:26:59Z

I am Joie's Raging Inability to Sleep. (And Joie, apparently, is still reading or at least thinking about reading Fight Club.) For the past several weeks, I've been mostly unable to go back to sleep if I'm woken up after about 8 in the morning. ...

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