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        <title>LOST:  Joie&#39;s Impressions After Season Three.</title>   
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        <p><strong>Major spoilers, people.&#160; If you haven&#39;t watched <em>LOST</em>, especially Season Three, read no further.</strong></p><p>First of all:&#160; My favorite season so far.</p><p>Next:&#160; I hate this show.</p><p>Okay, &quot;hate&quot; is a strong word.&#160; I&#39;m not sure I like this show.&#160; But here&#39;s the kicker:&#160; I CAN&#39;T STOP WATCHING IT.&#160; And I won&#39;t be able to.&#160; Now, there is some very interesting writing, and I absolutely love the crazy way things/events/people link together; that&#39;s some tough stuff to pull off.&#160; Unfortunately, however, there is some ridiculous, stupid writing that pisses me off.&#160; Here&#39;s the one that&#39;s freshest on my mind:</p><p>Charlie knows that Desmond saw him die in a flooding of a small room, and knows Desmond&#39;s visions have yet to be wrong.&#160; So before going into said small room, he doesn&#39;t grab some of the bountiful SCUBA equipment?&#160; And once in the room, he closes himself in?&#160; And once closed in, he doesn&#39;t just take a deep breath, then swim out the big-enough window after the pressure of incoming water is over?&#160; The only possible excuse for this I can find is that Desmond said Charlie had to die for Claire to get off the island, but I can find more reasons for that not to make sense than reasons for it to be logical.</p><p>Okay, despite my bitching, I still think this was without a doubt the best season so far, and I&#39;m <em>very</em> excited about the upcoming season (especially after watching the trailer you posted, <a href="http://www.vox.com/gone/" class="enclosure-inline-user" at:enclosure="inline-user" at:user-xid="6p00c225203bbb604a" at:screen-name="Jen" at:delegate="people-connect" at:user-pic="http://static.vox.com/.shared:v42.21:vox:en_us/images/dummy-assets/userpic-75si.gif" >Jen</a>).&#160; I&#39;m gonna go ahead and say the highlight of this season was in the final episode, seeing a bunch of others get blown up.&#160; Call me a violent lady, but that was the most satisfying moment of the show thus far.</p><p>I grew much more fond of Jack and Kate this season, and I gotta say... I used to be all about the Kate/Sawyer, but I&#39;m becoming a Jack/Kate kinda gal.&#160; But since I have to have someone to at least mildly dislike, I&#39;ve got Juliet.&#160; Obviously I&#39;m whoa disappointed in Locke; it says something about how much I liked him to begin with that I&#39;m still telling myself, &quot;Maybe he&#39;ll redeem himself!&quot;&#160; My feelings didn&#39;t change much towards anyone else.&#160; I&#39;m beyond sad about the loss of Mr. Eko and Charlie; if we lose Hurley or Sayid in the upcoming season, I just won&#39;t be able to handle it.</p><p>Okay, so a short review because I want to go watch special features.&#160; I&#39;m gonna go back and make my other two <em>LOST</em> posts unlocked to everyone, now that I have no fear of spoilers season 1-3 spoilers.&#160; January 31st ought to be interesting...</p><p>Side note:&#160; Once these kids get rescued, at the end of the episode, where the word &quot;LOST&quot; would typically pop up on a black screen, I desperately want &quot;FOUND&quot; to pop up.<br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>A sad, sad day.</title>   
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        <p>I just made a lengthy post about this on the Playstation 2 forum at Playstation&#39;s website, so I&#39;m just going to copy and paste that post to explain.&#160; (I should also point out that those forums are where I started making friends online; for at least a year of my life, that was pretty much what I did every night:&#160; go hang out and talk to people on the RPG, PSX, or PS2 forum.&#160; I was a loser and I&#39;m quite proud of that.)&#160; I know at least <a href="http://aerio.vox.com/" class="enclosure-inline-user" at:enclosure="inline-user" at:user-xid="6p00c2251de28ef219" at:screen-name="Katie" at:delegate="people-connect" at:user-pic="http://up6.vox.com/6a00c2251de28ef21900e398d0a56e0001-75si" >Katie</a> and <a href="http://kirklebum.vox.com/" class="enclosure-inline-user" at:enclosure="inline-user" at:user-xid="6p00c2252404fbf219" at:screen-name="Kirkis" at:delegate="people-connect" at:user-pic="http://up3.vox.com/6a00c2252404fbf21900e398cd2d830003-75si" >Kirkis</a> will appreciate this.&#160; The post reads:</p><p><em>I&#39;m aware that no one on these forums has any clue who I am.&#160; At the
risk of sounding like your grandpa on one of his Glory Days speeches, I
should tell you that I used to be kind of a big deal.&#160; These forums
were mostly my home for quite some time.&#160; I mean, I remember when the
PS2 board was bright yellow and had a countdown on it, if that tells
you anything.</p><p>
All that to say that when what just happened to me happened, I knew the
only place I could go to make myself feel better was here.&#160; Official
disclaimer:&#160; I&#39;m not asking for technical support here, which I suppose
I&#39;m not supposed to do.&#160; I&#39;m just relatin&#39; the past ten minutes of my
life.</p><p>
Although I used to be very much so all about the video games, a thing called college happened to me and took away all my <del>dignity</del> <del>happiness</del>
game-playing time.&#160; My PS2 has sat pathetically in my TV stand for
quite some time, unused and unloved.&#160; I am ashamed of this, and humbly
confess my sins to the gaming gods; may they forgive me.</p><p>
Yet unto me must come some form of punishment, and it did.&#160; I received
a game for Christmas and felt a nostalgic tug in my heart; I would play
again!&#160; Today I flipped the switch on the back of my PS2, pressed the
eject button eagerly, and watched as the disc tray slowly, awkwardly,
painfully attempted to open--with little success.&#160; Finally I managed to
get it open and put a disc in.&#160; I waited... waited... waited.&#160; The
system was reading... reading... reading.&#160; And then, horror of horrors,
I saw those three words that all of us, old and new Playstation lovers
alike, dread beyond all dread:</p></em>




<div style="text-align: center"><em>&quot;Disc read error.&quot;<br /><br /></em>

<div style="text-align: left"><em>I tried other discs, to no avail.&#160; I pulled the old
Nintendo blow-on-anything-and-everything trick; nothing.&#160; I banged
around on crap, because as my brother pointed out, it&#39;s not as if I can
break it anymore than it apparently is.&#160; All of this in vain, however;
my old friend, forsaken and lonely, seems to have abandoned me just as
I did him.&#160; I hope he&#39;s in a better place; I&#39;m not sure if I believe in
Heaven, but I like to think there&#39;s a special place where kids, teens,
and adults have endless time to play with their video game systems,
from 8-bit to the 3rd generation consoles of today.&#160; And I like to
think my PS2 is there, as happy as he was when I first popped SSX into
him.<br /><br />
Play on, old friend.&#160; I shall miss you dearly.<br /><br />
~wipes a tear from her eye and pours some alcohol on the ground for her homies~</em>

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        <title>Amazon:  I hate you a little right now.</title>   
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        <p>Yes, Amazon, your convenience and general reliability make you a dear friend of mine.&#160; I can overlook the tens of thousands of annoying e-mails you send me when you think have some item that will be of interest to me (side note:&#160; you never do).</p><p>What I cannot overlook is that three hours ago, you told me that ordering certain items with standard shipping would be guaranteed to get to my house by Christmas Eve if I ordered in the next 15 hours (or some large number like that).&#160; And now that I&#39;ve made my final decision to get these items, you tell me my items will arrive after December 25th unless I choose two-day shipping... which eliminates any savings I would&#39;ve been getting.</p><p>What.&#160; What?</p><p>I&#39;m slightly stressed, because I know I can get one of these items in town (for a little more expensive, but it evens out when you consider the cost of two-day shipping).&#160; I&#39;m not sure about the other one, however, and for all the hell I know, by the time I figured out if I could find this other DVD, Amazon will have declared next-day shipping the only possible way for me to get my items on time.</p><p>Sigh.&#160; =(&#160; I had such a freakin&#39; successful day of Christmas shopping today, and now things start going wrong as I try to wrap it up.&#160; (Erm, no pun intended.)&#160; What to do, what to do.</p><p><strong>Edited to Add:</strong>&#160; Wow, there are some majorly gross grammatical errors in this entry, not to mention crap that doesn&#39;t make sense?&#160; Apparently I&#39;m more tired than I thought.&#160; Too lazy to care or correct anything.</p><p><strong>Edit #2:</strong>&#160; Ah, okay, I now see what happened.&#160; I&#39;m not sure what the hell the 15-hour countdown was that Amazon was giving me, but apparently my ability to get crap to me by Christmas via standard shipping ended at midnight--I must&#39;ve been checking on things right before then.&#160; I might stab myself.&#160; I just might.</p><p><strong>Edit #3 it&#39;s-madness-i-can&#39;t-stop:</strong>&#160; I did two-day shipping.&#160; I feel like if there&#39;s one thing I&#39;ve learned from The Year 2007, it&#39;s to shell out extra cash if (a)you can, and (b)it will bring you peace of mind.&#160; I actually can&#39;t shell out extra cash right now, but that&#39;s the magic of credit cards, eh?<br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>LOST:  Joie&#39;s Impressions After Season Two.</title>   
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        <p>I should&#39;ve written this post a few days ago when I actually finished the season (after watching four discs of it in two days), but I&#39;ve been busy with Christmas preparations and family stuff, so I&#39;m a bit behind on ye olde blogging.&#160; This will probably be a much shorter post than my Season One post.&#160; <em>(Edit:&#160; Um, nevermind.)</em></p><p>Everyone has told me that most people hated Season Two; I loved it!&#160; Yes, there were things that pissed me off, but in a <em>good</em> way if that&#39;s possible; I was frustrated in a way that let me know I was much more invested in the story than I had previously been.</p><p><strong>*Spoiler Alert:&#160; If you&#39;re not up to date on LOST, you might want to stop reading right about now.*</strong></p><p><em>On Characters.<br /></em>So John Locke and Hurley are still my favorites.&#160; I was becoming incredibly fond of Libby and then, of course, they had to kill her off--heartbreaking!&#160; And as much as I pretty much loathed Shannon, I still felt awful about her death for Sayid&#39;s sake--I love that kid almost as much as I love Locke and Hurley.&#160; I&#39;m also incredibly fond of Mr. Eko and can&#39;t wait to see more of his backstory.&#160; (Unfortunately I don&#39;t know how much more I&#39;ll find out; the one time I saw a clip of any LOST show just happened to be a clip of what I&#39;m pretty sure was Mr. Eko&#39;s very silly death.&#160; I suppose I&#39;ll find out once I get through Season Three.)&#160; Ana Lucía I hated even more than Shannon, and I spent most of my time up until her death wanting to smack her; it&#39;s evil, but I&#39;m very glad she won&#39;t be around anymore.&#160; Sawyer I just can&#39;t help but love no matter what stupid evil crap he pulls--it makes no sense!&#160; I would hate him in real life, he is the perfect picture of a guy I would never ever go for... and yet I can&#39;t help but love him.&#160; I&#39;m strange, it&#39;s how I roll.&#160; I&#39;m loving all the crazy backstory with Jin and Sun (and loving them--they&#39;re fantastic); I was pleased to see some Rose and Bernard love; Michael annoys me as much as he ever did, if not more so (really, has he been in a scene where he wasn&#39;t throwing a tantrum?&#160; I know dudeboy&#39;s got it tough, but seriously... calm down); and Claire and Charlie I&#39;m mildly interested in, but eh.&#160; I wasn&#39;t pleased with the &quot;character development&quot; of Charlie this Season.&#160; It felt less like character development and more like character butchering.&#160; Claire I really like, except she seems to have the same tendency as Michael--always screaming about something.&#160; (See what happens when you have kids?&#160; You throw more tantrums than they do.)&#160; I&#39;m very happy to see Desmond back in the picture, because he&#39;s just a cutie.&#160; And I hate to admit it people, but I just don&#39;t care so much for Jack or Kate.&#160; Kate&#39;s growing on me again, but Jack... he gets a bit too cranky/bossy for my taste.&#160; </p><p><em>On Story.</em><br />How about that button.&#160; I spent the entire season desperately wanting someone to let it go all the way down because I&#39;m overly obsessed with those scary characters on the countdown.&#160; I can&#39;t help but be amused, though--I&#39;m pretty sure Season Two of LOST could hold the world record for Most Plot Time Allotted to Discussion and Pressing of a Button.<br />All this business with the &quot;others&quot; is becoming more and more intriguing.&#160; I really enjoyed the episode dedicated to Claire&#39;s remembering of what happened to her, especially now that Alex is being incorporated into the story--I so want to know more about her.<br />Why is it that no one communicates on this damn island?&#160; &quot;Oh, we caught a guy that might be an other.&quot;&#160; &quot;Oh, he tried to kill Ana Lucía, so don&#39;t leave her alone with him.&quot;&#160; &quot;Oh hey, we visited another hatch where Claire was abducted and figured all sorts of shit out.&quot;&#160; These people piss me off with their secrecy from one another, and that&#39;s why Jack is one of my least favorite characters--he&#39;s usually captain of the secrets team.&#160; To be fair, Locke gets on my nerves about that, too.&#160; How about, &quot;We found a hatch, let&#39;s all work to get inside it.&quot;&#160; Bah.</p><p><em>Genuine Frustrations with the Show:</em><br />(I label it that to distinguish from things about the characters that frustrate me--in other words, things that are supposed to frustrate you as opposed to things that I consider inconsistent or silly about the plot/writing.)<br />Seriously.&#160; Where the hell is the fire coming from?&#160; How does everyone make these torches that burn perfectly and never burn the stick down, not to mention never set surrounding grass on fire?<br />How has Jin picked up so much English in two months?&#160; Maybe something will explain this later, but it&#39;s a bit ridiculous.&#160; For that matter, how did Sun become fluent so quickly, and how is her vocabulary so expansive?&#160; It seems like a stretch, but that&#39;s okay.<br />Why is no one emaciated or at least thinning or getting sick from malnutrition after two months of poor diet?</p><p>Despite all my bitching about some things, I&#39;m totally addicted to this crap.&#160; I can&#39;t stop watching.&#160; In fact... 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        <title>QotD: Best of Breed</title>   
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        <blockquote><p>Which breed of dog is your favorite? Post a picture of it.&#160; <br /><span style="font-size: 0.8em;">Submitted by <a href="http://pinkpterodactyl.vox.com/" class="enclosure-inline-user" at:enclosure="inline-user" at:user-xid="6p00c22520b42cf219" at:screen-name="Melissa" at:delegate="people-connect" at:user-pic="http://up4.vox.com/6a00c22520b42cf21900c22521a4d88e1d-75si" >Melissa</a>.</span> </p></blockquote><p>
Aside from the ever-faithful and lovable mutt (I mean really--why pay hundreds to thousands of dollars for a designer breed guaranteed to get a home if there are tons of free or almost free mutts out there that desperately need good homes... /endvisityourlocalanimalshelterrant), I love love love Afghan Hounds:<br />
    
    
    

    
    
    

    
    
    
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 My family had one when I was growing up.&#160; She was fabulous and named D&#39;fer---D&#39;fer Dog.&#160; (Get it?)&#160; They&#39;re silly, beautiful, and like most so many silly beautiful creatures--completely stupid.&#160; I&#39;m pretty sure they&#39;re ranked as the stupidest dog breed.&#160; I like to think of D&#39;fer more as an airheaded blonde.&#160; I&#39;m not sure if this is true of the breed or just of our individual doggie, but man--that girl could fart strategically.&#160; Try to brush her when she&#39;s not in the mood, and you better hope you&#39;re wearing a gas mask.<br /> <div><br /></div></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>!</title>   
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        <p>Piano Jury:&#160; Done.&#160; (An &quot;A&quot; from each juror, btw.&#160; Woot-to-tha-woot.)</p><p>3-4 Page Paper on Orchestration in <em>Symphonie Fantastique</em>:&#160; Done.&#160; (And erm, ended up at 6 pages.)</p><p>Spanish Final:&#160; Done.</p><p>Short Annotated Bibliography of 11 Orchestration Textbooks:&#160; Done.</p><p><br />Does this mean... can it be true?...</p><p><em>I&#39;m done with finals?!</em></p><p>Upon turning in these papers and working my last obscenely late shift at the library tomorrow (at least tomorrow we close at midnight rather than 2), I&#39;ll have absolutely nothing to stress about for a solid three weeks.</p><div style="text-align: center"><strong>Life is good, people.</strong><br /></div>    <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>LOST:  Joie&#39;s Impressions After Season One.</title>   
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        <p>That&#39;s right, people, I&#39;m a recent LOST convert.</p><p>It&#39;s Brian&#39;s fault, actually.&#160; He started watching it and quickly zipped through all three seasons, and keeps getting frustrated over being unable to talk to me about it.&#160; I decided to give it a chance.&#160; I spent the first three discs of Season One thinking, &quot;Wow, really?&#160; <em>This</em> is what people have been raving about for three seasons?&quot;</p><p>I spent the next three discs UNABLE TO STOP WATCHING EVER.&#160; I watched half of Disc Five and all of Disc Six tonight, if that tells you anything.&#160; I CANNOT BE STOPPED.&#160; (Thank goodness for Movie Gallery&#39;s students rent-one-get-one-free thing.)</p><p>So now that I&#39;ve finished the first season, I&#39;m going to start documenting my thoughts.&#160; I know I&#39;ve got a number of LOST fans in my neighborhood, and I would love to hear some comments.&#160; But spoil not, dear neighbors!&#160; I&#39;m going so far as to make this post neighborhood only for now to avoid any random Voxer leaving a spoiling comment.&#160; (Also, if you don&#39;t want anything up to Season One spoiled for you, I recommend you stop reading now.)</p><p><strong>People I Thoroughly Enjoy:</strong>&#160; John Locke, Hurley, Charlie, Sayid, Sun.&#160; (Please note that I&#39;m making no effort whatsoever to spell these names right.)<br /><strong>People I Initially Was Not So Fond of but Love More Every Day:</strong>&#160; Jin, and of course... Sawyer!&#160; &lt;3<br /><strong>People I Initially Enjoyed Thoroughly but Give Less of a Crap About:&#160; </strong>Kate and Jack.<br /><strong>People (Person) I Despise:</strong>&#160; Shannon.<br /><strong><br /></strong>Everyone else I have no real feelings towards.&#160; It&#39;s important to note that <em>I am madly in love with John Locke</em>.&#160; He is, quite frankly, my dad.&#160; And no one can take that away from me.&#160; I also have a very special place in my heart for Hurley, who tends to voice the things I&#39;m thinking.&#160; And Sawyer.&#160; Let me just say &quot;mmph.&quot;&#160; I wouldn&#39;t mind seeing him remove his shirt to chop more bamboo.&#160; For the love of all that is holy, we need more bamboo...</p><p>Storywise, I&#39;m still on the fence about some things.&#160; I can&#39;t handle another heroine saga with Charlie--once is enough.&#160; And the whole baby/child-stealing thing is getting old.&#160; A few glimpses of sci-fi-ness has me itching for more, because I&#39;m a nerd like that.&#160; BRING ON THE STRANGE ISLAND PHENOMENA.</p><p>For the first few episodes, I was just bored.&#160; The back stories seemed forced and cheesy, and there are some things about island living that pissed me off (and still do, sometimes)--I&#39;m sorry, where are we getting fire from?&#160; Can people just magically conjure it?&#160; And I&#39;m sure there&#39;s lots of fruit, but... c&#39;mon, 40+ people?&#160; That&#39;s a lot of mouths to feed.</p><p>After getting past that, however, I&#39;m really digging it and seriously starting to get into some of these stories.&#160; John Locke and Sayid especially interest me background-wise, as do Michael and Walt.&#160; My only serious beef with the show so far was the Claire&#39;s-been-kidnapped saga.&#160; Why?&#160; Because she was kidnapped, everyone freaked out--and then seemed to forget about it for three or four episodes.&#160; What the hell?&#160; We&#39;ve discovered that there are at least two other people on this island, one of them has stolen a pregnant chick... but no, we&#39;ve got other important island business to attend to first.&#160; Also, the fact that people went awhile before remembering, &quot;Oh, there&#39;s a monster out here!&quot; irked me a bit, but oh well.&#160; I&#39;m hoping these are issues that won&#39;t be repeated in Seasons 2 and 3.</p><p>So at least for now, I am all about this business.&#160; Unfortunately, it&#39;s been a bit... erm... distracting from schoolwork.&#160; (I didn&#39;t have to work today, but instead of practicing and composing... I watched like six episodes of LOST?&#160; Oops.)&#160; I need to make Season Two stretch until Season Three comes out in mid-December, so maybe I can fill any time not spent watching LOST with things like schoolwork and music.&#160; =)</p><p><br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>QotD: My Ring Sounds Like...</title>   
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<p>Ringtones: What&#39;s yours and how often do you change it?&#160; <br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 0.8em">Submitted by <a href="http://hoppi.vox.com/" class="enclosure-inline-user" at:enclosure="inline-user" at:user-xid="6p00c225229cdc8e1d" at:screen-name="enrico" at:delegate="people-connect" at:user-pic="http://up4.vox.com/6a00c225229cdc8e1d00e398af60d80001-75si" >enrico</a>. &#160;</span> </p></blockquote>
<p> I had to answer this because quite frankly, I have the best one ever:</p>
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        <title>Fakesgiving Day:  Chapter 5 and Epilogue.</title>   
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        <div style="text-align: center"><strong>Chapter 5</strong><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left">Success!&#160; On all fronts, I might add.&#160; There were a few moments of terror right up until the very end.&#160; First, the complete forgetting of dinner rolls, an error that was quickly corrected.&#160; Second, the um... miscalculation... on my part of how many &quot;servings&quot; of mashed potatoes four people would require.&#160; (I mean, I eat two in a typical setting, and there would be two boys, so 12-14 servings didn&#39;t seem unreasonable.)&#160; A happy accident, however, because really... is it possible to have too many mashed potatoes?<br /><br />Very thin gravy ultimately thickened itself up; frozen corn and canned green beans were pieces of vegetabley cake after all the homemade crap we&#39;d worked on; very high class beverages of Coca-Cola and Dr. Pepper were served.&#160; (Come on; one has a hyphen and the other a doctorate.&#160; Can you get any more fancypants?&#160; I sincerely doubt it.)&#160; The only thing left was the most important thing of all (and thankfully, not my responsibility):&#160; the turkey.<br /><br />Brian examined it.&#160; It had managed to retain that what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-it look, largely attributable to the strange, indescribable phenomenon around it:&#160; it looked like meat had poured out of the turkey in some gelatinous form?&#160; We chose to avoid it all together.&#160; Brian used one of my whopping two real kitchen knives to cut it... and it looked fabulous!<br /><br />[This is where I would insert a picture... except for things got a bit hectic towards the end of dinner preparations, and erm... I sort of forgot to take pictures.&#160; Whoops.]<br /><br />Not only that, but it <em>tasted</em> amazing.&#160; Brian put it best:&#160; &quot;Okay, guys, we&#39;ve done it.&#160; We&#39;ve created an entire feast with no grown-ups!&quot;<br />
    
    
    

    
    
    

    
    
    
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Everybody was very pleased with the meal, and Brian and I were very pleased with ourselves.&#160; SUCCESS!!!<br />
    
    
    

    
    
    

    
    
    
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</div></div><div style="text-align: center"> <strong>Epilogue<br /></strong><br /><div style="text-align: left">After completely stuffing ourselves on all the dinner goodies, plus pumpkin pie, plus ice cream covered in Brian&#39;s homemade dulce de leche, our guests departed and Brian and I set about cleaning up... erm, some.&#160; I&#39;ve done three full loads in the dishwasher and I&#39;ve still got a few random dishes left to clean!&#160; Of course, the best part of Thanksgiving (and thus, Fakesgiving) is leftovers... and we had quite a few of those too, some of which I&#39;m still working on.&#160; I think Fakesgiving was a fabulous experience, and encourage everyone to try celebrating it.&#160; This might just become an annual holiday for me!<br /><br />HAPPY FAKESGIVING, EVERYONE!!!<br />


    
    
    

    
    
    
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        <title>Fakesgiving Day:  Chapters 3 and 4.</title>   
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        <p>Don&#39;t you love these arbitrary choices of how many chapters have passed?&#160; I do.</p><p>After we returned from the store and showered, it was time to get down to business.&#160; ...Disgusting, raw-meat, make-me-remember-why-I-don&#39;t-enjoy-cooking business.&#160; Fortunately, Brian is in charge of all things turkey, sparing me from the ickiness.<br />
    
    
    

    
    
    
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 <div>We have yet to see if turkey will be a success or not.&#160;&#160; Based on how it looks right now... I&#39;m sort of betting on &quot;not.&quot;&#160; It&#39;s a very real possibility that we&#39;ll be having pizza with all sorts of Thanksgiving sides.<br /><br />Meanwhile, I&#39;ve been working on cleaning the apartment so it&#39;s not such a mess.&#160; I even got to enjoy the ultimate girly joy of making the table bigger and then setting it.&#160; (Also, may I say?&#160; I love my plates/bowls/etc. like nobody&#39;s business.&#160; Pretty much any kitchen item you can imagine, I have it, and it has cherries on it.&#160; Woo!)<br />
    
    
    

    
    
    
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Afterwards I got busy on homemade dressing, which is currently in the oven, while Brian worked on his homemade dulce de leche.<br />
    
    
    

    
    
    
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