Unbefuckinglievable.

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I'm soooo sorry for you. I can totally empathize. I f-ing hate thieves. My poor husband has had his stero stolen out of his truck so many times that he has given up having a stereo. Now he leaves his doors unlocked, glove box open, and in fact the only thing he doesn't leave is a little note that says: Dear Thief, Welcome, there is nothing here for you as it has already been stolen. I pray for you safety and that God teach this scoundrel a lesson you and I can't even fathom.

Who did you lend the key to? That's the thief. IF you didn't then I'd start with the guy who stole it the first time. Then go through who was in your apartment last. I'd put the Game Boy in the report as well. (you could at least get it back if it was stolen) I'll help you kick butt Joie. (I'd like an excuse to return to Alabama this summer anyway.) I hope you find the crook. My first computer is still out there somewhere. You could just buy a gun and set a trap for when the door opens. Heck go vigilante on the town of Montevallo. Go crazy...someone should. Seriously I hope everything turns out well.
No stereo! =( That's a major bummer. It's disgusting what people will do! It's probably wise for him to leave the glove box open, etc., but it's sad that he has to do that because some people are such idiots.
Actually, the key was sitting on my desk next to the iPods--I'd been meaning to give it to Heather so someone in Montevallo would have a spare key for me, but I just kept forgetting to get around to it. We've deduced that someone got in by opening my front window next to me door, reaching around, and unlocking the door. (Why the window was unlocked is a mystery; it's really unlike me to leave stuff like that vulnerable, especially considering the window doesn't have a screen.)

My dad was like, "We should set up a system where they get shocked when they try to put a key in!" You and he should get working on that, Nick. =D

I'm pretty upset still, but I'm calmer now. One thing that frustrates me is that Friday morning I thought I had locked my deadbolt, but when I came back from work it was unlocked--I just assumed that I had forgotten to lock it, or hadn't locked it all the way. I should've been more wary of why it was unlocked. I'm just grateful I didn't go home to Prattville Friday night like I always do, since that probably would've resulted in everything disappearing from my apartment and a subsequent nervous breakdown on my part. In other news, I probably should've been more frightened that who-knows-who had a freakin key to my apartment and could've, you know. Hurt me or something. Except last night, I suspect my rage made me invincible.
That blows. And by blows, I mean blows big-time. Sorry to hear it. I hope they catch flesh-eating bacteria.
Joie, I know this is ridiculously frustrating for you, but I have to commend you on NOT having a nervous breakdown yet. If everything that has happened to you this year happened to me, I would have lost it a long time ago. I'm sorry this has happened to you again, though. :(
Well keep us posted on what happens. Any clues yet? I'd buy a dog, a gun, a taser, and a machete. Oh and a Louisville Slugger-no an aluminum bat works better. You'll need all of those to protect yourself or better yet to make the next criminal pay severely. (just make sure the criminal lives the rest of his life in horrible disfigurement) Man I'm twisted. I should get into bounty hunting.

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