On Wal-Mart, and how it always manages to inspire a special rage in me.
I'm sorry, I'm just not sure how one store can piss me off so much. I wish, I wish Target sold an affordable fake Christmas tree, but they don't. In any event, I fell in love with and bought a really cute and surprisingly inexpensive Christmas tree from Wal-Mart. Miraculously, I just got the motivation to put it up--I was all about it! I was excited! I took all the pieces out and began to assemble it...
...only to be stopped immediately by the lack of the crucial center piece of the tree stand! Ho-ho-ha!
What the fuck, Wal-Mart? How can this tree be lacking the single thing it needs to you know, STAND UP.
I'm so pissed off. I'm further pissed off by the fact that customer service is closed now, so I'll have to wait till tomorrow to take the tree back. Oh, that's right--I must pack back up this entire fucking tree to bring the whole thing back, all for one tiny plastic piece. I might punch a baby. I just might. Just warning you. If you're gonna be at Wal-Mart in Calera tomorrow, and you're near the Christmas trees, and you're holding a baby, you should probably watch the hell out.
On top of all this, I don't even have the receipt, since my mom bought this for me in Prattville. They scanned me a copy of it, but of course, it won't print right. Babies! The punching of the babies!!!
I'm so pissed off.
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(Btw, I love that you updated everything possible with this Wal-Mart catastrophe. You're addicted to the internet!)
I can't help laughing my ass off about this. I'm sorry for you and the frustrating moment, but this gave me the humour and smile and giggle I needed. Once you get the tree replaced. Come back and read your post and then you will see how absolutely hilarious it is... I'm sorry really, (laughing 'til I puke)... Now all you need is someone named "Juan' to work the return counter and just keep repeating "Que' " Okay I'm done now... This is the kinda stuff that happens to peoople like me....sorry i
No but seriously, in retrospect, the situation's pretty funny. Of course, when I get home from work today to assemble my new tree and find that the entire tree top is missing... I might feel differently. No one will know, however, because I'll likely have a stroke and die. *eye twitches*
"Look thar in yer handy, dandy, coupon book-er-ooo and you might jus have yerself a buyer 'un get 'un free... go git yerself 2 of them there trees, take the parts ya need and then return what's leftover for a store credict and then buys yerself some brew or eggnogger, whatevers on sale"... That there is the plan!!